You've probably heard of showbiz types who were considered a triple threat because they could act, write and direct.
Writer Tom Piccirilli makes those folks look like sad, lazy underachievers. He is what you'd call a Septuple Champion. The title is usually applied to an athlete who has won seven crowns, belts or titles - but in this case, I use it to highlight Tom's seven astounding talents. Over the years, Tom has been or currently is: